This originated on the storm8 forums (storm8 are a company who make Ipod touch and iphone MMO's)

It's called cookie wars!

Basically it starts like this, I get the cookie and then you get it off mei n the most epic way possible, (or otherwise a punch int he face will do.)

It can be as outlandish or messed up as you want, it's called cookie wars for gods sake, the only rules are

*no eating the cookie

*no spam

*you must get the cookie by the end of your post

simple no? If you still don't get it basically, I get the cookie --> you steal the cookie off me ----> the person after you steals the cookie off of you.

and it goes on.

So, i'll begin: "oooooh a cookie, gimme gimme!"

Drakortha kicks zeromuse in the face and takes the cookie!

drakotha wins!

I get the Companion Cube to seduces Drakortha and pickpocket him for the cookie. Yeah Companion Cube, Yeah Cookie!

I now being sore and disoriented from that kick in the face decide to set my pet deathclaws loose on you, you're instantly eaten, I take the cookie and teleport away to my ice fortress in the ninja universe :)

I wish more people would play. O well

Unaware to you, I have NOT MONO (inside joke). this allows me to convert the Deathclaw's cells to human cells and I recreate my self. Then I summon my lol bot army to sieg the ice fortress (my lol bots look like the standard androids with computer screens for heads that display leet speak and lol cats. They are trained in 17 formes of martial arts and every modern weapon known to mean and several known to monkeys). My army of lol bots us a large portal at Aperture Science to cross the Space Time Continuum in to the ninja universe. A battle montage ensues, set to the song “BOYB” by system of a Down. After the montage the ninjas are defeated, zeromuse is tie to a poll as a trophy and I have the cookei ones more.

No, I am not on durg. Yes, I am that insane.

I walk out from the wreckage of my ice fortress sneaking aorund the back of you're lolbots.

I pistol whip you in the head and grab the cookie, I commandeer a supersized lolbot and ride off into the sunset.

I now being sore and disoriented from that kick in the face decide to set my pet deathclaws loose on you, you're instantly eaten, I take the cookie and teleport away to my ice fortress in the ninja universe :)

--- zeromuse 

Aperture Science created a conventional portal so your logic is inferior, FactCat says so!

I regain my sense and noticed that my plus size lolbots is missing and hop in my vehicle begin to track it with that homing beacon. The other lolbots then decide to go home with no other orders to fulfill. I catch up with you and remotely detonate the massive lolbot. Then I drive to where you landed and collect the cookie. After that I use the portal, which I used to get here, to retune home. With all the excitement that when on the last few moment I decide to vacation on Skull Island.

Please, someone take the cookie away. It has an inch of mold on it and started grouling at me a week ago. Also, yesterday, I think it thretend to gut me with a butter knive.

I head over to skull island with an army of 300 hobos. They start attacking you. then i put my chinese stealth amrmor on and pickpocket the cookie from you.

i disembowel you with fisto! then plasma rifle you and pick up the plasmary cookie!

i heal myself instantly with my plethora of stimpaks.(no hardcore mode yet) Then in an epic action sequence, i disarm you, snap your arm like a twig, and kick you in the balls. I then play dc chronicles episode 7 on a laptop while sitting on top of you. Finally, i take the cookie and beat a discreet retreat.

I then ask olibrown who hade the cookie and he said fisto hade it. I run after fisto and I tackle him and take him down by suprise. I try to grab the cookie but fisto kicks my hand away and gets up and runs away (like a little girl jk jk). I then call one of my friends to slow fisto down and he gets a good shot and hits fistos leg, knocking him to the ground. I run up to fisto and I see him hopelessly trying to crawl away with a small trail of blood behind him. I kick fisto in the face and then grabs the cookie and then I leave watching fisto trying to grab his stimpaks to help his leg, but his attempts on grabbing the stimpaks are a failure.

little did u know, i had a doctor's bag and healed my leg. I had trouble trackiing you down but i implanted a special GPS unit in the cookie. after finding you,i pick pocket c4 into your pocket. It explodes and cripples both your legs. You reach for your pistol but i kick the gun away and curb stomp you. I take the cookie and retreat to my sweet ice castle and imprison you in a freezing jail cell. i keep 57 well armed ninjas in the castle to make sure i cant have the cookie taken away.